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20 Lawyer Jokes You Should Never Tell (11-15)

By tiitucker on Wednesday 16th of October


15 – Hang ‘Em High …
How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging from a tree.

14 – The Blue Pill …
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller.

13 – Of Time and Dollars …
A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 83 by now!”

12 – Pull! …
What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet.

11 – Screw me Twice, Shame on Me …
Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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