A man was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the judge acquitted him for lack of sufficient evidence to support the charges against him.
Later that day the man came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing and acquitted him. "Your honor," he said, "I want to Sue that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your case, didn't he? Why do you want to have him arrested and sued?"
"Well, your honor," replied the man, "I didn't have the money to pay his fees after the matter, so he went and seized the car I stole."