A Preacher and a lawyer die in a car accident and both go to heaven at the same time. The Preacher happily received a modest house with a porch and small garden. He was happy, until he sees the mansion with a pool and large garden given to the lawyer. The Peacher asked God: "Why is it that I get these, but the lawyer gets all that? I've been a preacher of your word all my life!" God Replied: "we've got lots of preachers up here...but a lawyer? He is the first to make it through"